Well can you believe it? It's been almost two years since I posted a blog on here.
What have you been doing in those two years?
Writing bad poetry and I have just SELF PUBLISHED a new book of bad poems called a 'Sign of the Times' you knows like the song by the Belle Stars
What I'd like you to do is imagine that you are back in 1983, listening to this music with a glass of wine in one hand and a paper plate full of vol-au-vents and cheese and pineapple on sticks and pretend that you are making your way around an art gallery with my picture looking down on you disapprovingly. The exhibition is called 'The Misanthropist' and then you don one of those virtual reality masks (which they didn't have back then) and teleport yourself to 2018 to the same gallery in Brick Lane London to see everyone who was 17 in 1983 looking 52 now ie like death warmed up. Listen to my words as you walk around and mind you don't trip.